I don’t like joint facebook accounts because I can never tell who’s posting. Is it the husband or wife? I mean, I know you created it to prevent things being kept from each other, but if you don’t trust someone enough to let them keep their own facebook account, should you really be marrying them? And, if the person was determined enough, they’d find other ways to keep secrets from you.
we should talk more about how ‘macaroni’ in 18th century england was used to mean ‘fashionable’ because a bunch of rich young dudes went to italy and really liked the stuff there
language is weird
humans are weird